Don't act like you didn't know.
I don’t think that’s how it happened: a memoir by a non shipper who respects shippers’ rights to ship what they want, but would rather like it if they did not distort how the canon happened to fit their shipping needs
people are always like “if I had a time machine, I’d go and visit the medieval times” or some dumb shit like that. You know what I’d do if I had a time machine? Young Harrison Ford.
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.