Don't act like you didn't know.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
50 shades of grey dream cast
steve buscemi as christian grey
john travolta as anastasia steele
written and directed by quentin tarantino
soundtrack by seth rogen laughing throughout the whole film
CREATING ANOTHER BLOG BECAUSE 5 AREN’T ENOUGH AND I DELETED ONE AND TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE AND I CAN’T SAY AS MUCH PRIVATE SHIT AS I’D WANT TO ACTUALLY WRITE DOWN
i hate small talk.
tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.
Cleaning the house in underwear.
Don’t enjoy yourselves too much, neighbours.